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Monday, September 24, 2007

Went for a movie today with swan, kwan, anna and bi. We wanted to watch Chuck and larry so we went tmall's GV to book tickets. B4 that, we went fairprice for chocs. Recently, I have lots of cravings for choc..esp the omg I forgot the choc name.. :(

So after we got our things, we went and book tickets. The counter guy told us that the movie was M18 (of course we knew), and so he needed to check our cards. We asked him if those not of age yet..as in the month haven reach..can still purchase the tickets and he said NO.
Kwan and me cried.
We are the only 2 in the gp that is not 18 yet..still in our sweet youthful 17. We void the purchase and tried to think of what we could do. Bi suggested that we watch Hairspray but then she really wanted to watch C&L..and I forgot who (i think it was ANNA) that suggested a brilliant idea. That the 2 young ones watch Ratatouille, while the other 3 watch the homosexual show.

It was so unfair and so the clever me decided that everyone should go CS and check if those that are not 18 but close to 18 can watch C&L. We reached and they said they wanted to check our pass, kwan showed her card and was rejected.
Auntie: "Urm, haven 18 yet leh..cannot buy"
Me and Kwan: "huh, but we very close to 18 le..a few more week only(me)..2 months ONLY (kwan loser)"
Auntie: "cannot la..cannot.."
:(

So the 5 of us were thinking of what other shows to watch. Hairspray no more..as in the slots are gone. We loitered very very long and decided upon a plan. Kwan and I purchase Invasion at the 3pm slot while the others buy C&L at the 2.45 slot..after that me and kwan will try to slip into their cinema. I was having a really bad feeling about it..and told kwan that we should just go home. I don't like this kind of intense stuff..aha but kwan wanted to get HIGH..so we purchased the invasion tickets. Actually, there is a better idea by kwan ..and I think its very clever but the oldies dont think the same way at the youthful does.
kwan: "I have a better idea, why don't all of us buy invasion? then we slip in together"
Me:" omg you rock kwan!!" (hi^5)
Anna: " HA HA HA"
I knew it, they are selfish. No wait, Anna was the one being selfish. She was being mean..and suggested that we can watch underdog instead. She is SO mean. Anyway it so happens that the movie was called INVASION..HAHA! and we were actually trying to invade into their theater. LOL

So we purchased the tickets and went toilet to prepare for the big mission. We were talking about passing our bags and how to slip in..and all the stuff. We were still discussing while walking out of the toilet when we saw one of the Century Cineplex counter auntie walking out from the toilet we just went into. hahahah!!!
Kwan and I started to sob again. Our plan failed even b4 it started. We are so cool

Then since we already brought the tickets, the 3 sluts went into the cinema first. They will contact us for the right timing. The 2 kids loitered around the place and at 2.45pm we decided to go in. Luckily, our theater is in 6 while theirs 5. We walked in and saw this Uncle standing on guard. OMG...and he wasn't there in the first place..gosh
So we went into our own theater and started to panic. Anyway the whole theater was EMPTY..it was kinda creepy. We sat at the 3rd row from the front..as it has the view of the uncle outside. We were suppose to sit at row C which is at the back..but heck la who cares. hah

Me: "omg how come nobody in the theatre? Omg its some monster show right?? omg i dont want to watch this kwan"
Kwan:"WE ARE NOT WATCHING THIS SHOW!! and nobody comes in this early la idiot. " (its 15 mins b4 3pm)
So we started to plan...we consulted the others through message but they were of no help (they just want toenjoy their show and totally neglect us..like what bitches always do)
Me: "ok we go out toilet first..then see if the uncle is still there. If he is not than we can run into theater 5. Bring your valuables..we are leaving our bags here."
So we did..we went toilet and discussed. We went back after some time and hey! There was no uncle there!! Kwan and I ran happily and quickly~ BUTTTT the uncle was RIGHT in front of our theater. OMG! ahahah it was so darn hilarious!!! Then we acted like there we are rushing for our own show..so paiseh.

We are utterly defeated..and about 3..some ppl came in.and they are all uncles and they are watching the show alone..yes its very weird. Kwan and I was wondering what kind of RA show we are watching. Then out of a sudden..the show just started and the the cineplex people closed our only escape route..the door. And the sound system was soooo loud and freaky..cause the show started with Nicole Kidman looking for some pills and everything was in flashback mode..so it keep switching scenes and the sound was so loud it was scaring me. AND we were so close to the screen..so yes...my fear was amplified. The sofa was also uncomfortable and my legs were itchy.

SUDDENLY, THEY SHOWED THIS MUCUS-MUD MONSTER TRANSFORMED FROM A HUMAN AND IT WAS STRUGGLING LIKE..OMG..AND THEY ZOOMED IT REALLY CLOSE. It really freaked us out. It was so sudden and after the monster was gone we realized that we were the only ones that were screaming. It was damm paiseh..and we are like screeching quite loudly..LOL
After that monster thing...I got REALLY sian..and we really wanted to get out of our theater.
Totally ignoring the show,
Kwan: 'hey i got a plan..I act like I received a call then I go out and check. I will call u asap when the coast is clear and then u come out."
Me: "ok...hey NO WAY. U are gonna leave me ALONE with the monster right??? NO!!"
After a LONG and noisy discussion, I decided to go out first.
I walked out with my phone..and I saw that there was NO UNCLE! I wanted to check my surroundings but kwan was already right behind me and then we just ran for the theater. We saw the 3 sluts and was trying to sit..BUTBUTBUT..there was a auntie behind us.

She called us down..
Outside the theater,
Auntie looking very pissed (ALVP): "WHY YOUR PLAY THIS KIND OF THING???? WHY SO NAUGHTY???"
Me abit pissed: "we are not PLAYING. WE dont want to watch our show. serious."
ALVP: "Don't want to watch then dont buy!!DONT play this kind of things. If the (dono what govt thing) checks then we need to pay (dono how much) you know!!!! DONT LET ME CATCH YOUR NEXT TIME, OR I SENT YOUR STRAIGHT OUT!!!!"
US: "okokk"
:(

So..we watched the very freaky show. It was very torturing..we dont have enough hands to cover our ears and eyes. But it was enjoyable still la..lol. cause I was with SHERYL KWAN. We were so totally sitting sideways..ok at least I was, cause I was scared..and we were peeping through our hands most of the time.
We were very emotional inside..
"omgomg!!! U bitch!! why go inside??OMGOMG YUCKS!! wth!!!!omg she so stupid..ARGH!!!"
"OMG YUCKS!!!!"
"omg get the gun!! SHOOT SHOOOT SHOOOO!!killkill!!"
"WTH RUNRUN!! OMG..i think i rather kill myself"
"hehe the boy so cute"
"the guy's voice very sexy"
"omg poor thing.."
"EWWWYYY!!! omg HAHAHH!!!!"
"sheeeesh!! we very noisy!!"
"omg get lost!! fat asian!! how come he so clever?"
"why all the blacks dont get infected?? the show very racist and they chose a fat Asian boy to act."
"ahha! act in this show very easy..just walk dont need to talk"
"omg why she run here.. i hate this kind of place...gosh"

I don't think that the show we watched is for ppl under 18. AND..
I actually wanted to watch a FUNNY show so that I can destress. sheesh..what a day.
Oh ya and when I went to the train station for my topup..I saw 4 policemen standing guard there. Then I quickly told kwan to breathe in and walk slowly..act like u are one of them.. act like u have no emotion..just like Nicole Kidman.
XD
I want to watch balls of fury!!!